Archive for July, 2007
#     Message to my hacker
Monday, July 30th, 2007

It’s not nice to steal a persons website Mr. damn you. May your digital camera fall on the ground and burst into trillions of small pieces, so small that even the Lord can’t find them with a telescope. And may everyone who ever Googles your name find this website and Know What You Did This Summer.

EDIT: I took out the text version of your name because I think that it was too much of an invation of your privacy. That doesn’t mean I have forgiven you for hacking my website, deleting my database and destroying my templates. Okay okay I forgive you.

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#     Why I love you
Tuesday, July 10th, 2007

I saw you kneeling in the dirt
You were hurt and high and about to die
You were kneeling in the dirt
Drawing a rainbow on your shirt

Something was flying in the air
It was wiggly and wet and it smelled like shit
It was flying in the air
And there it landed on your hair

That’s how you always make me smile
‘Cause you’re sweet and sad and you’re raving mad
You always make me smile
A couple of minutes before you die.

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